After years of waiting, the star-spangled war hero finally got his own big-screen epic. Without a doubt, the usage of the word "epic" to describe this film is being extremely generous. I would love to be able to wholeheartedly call this film an "epic", but terms such as: fatuous, dull, bland and goofy are what honestly describe the movie.

Let's start with the films positive attributes. The cast was solid. Chris Evans as Captain America was not a complete disa...